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Monty’s Submarines Serves Roach in Soup

On April 14th, 2012, I made my weekly trip to my favorite sub shop. Despite previous issues as mentioned in the video and after a 5 year break I regretfully returned. Needless to say I am DONE. This video was originally posted to YouTube on the night it happened. Less than 24 hours later I…
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The Junk Drawer Fall Out

Yesterday I awoke to a horrific scene that happened in my kitchen!! Michael – For whatever ungodly reason – decided to rearrange all of the kitchen cabinets and drawers. In the process he defiled my designated “junk drawer”!!! The drawer that is used every single day of life in this house. Gone. I believe it…
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Vain Jayne In The Flesh: Portrait Tattoo

Logging in to Facebook and what do I see but a tattoo portrait of myself on a very lovely friend. Words can’t describe how fucking kick ass this is!! You’ve made my year Nina!!

Bass Guitar

When I was 7 I asked for a guitar. My mother got me a piano instead. When I was 15, my father bought me my 1st guitar. It was a horrible little Fender with about five various model names trailing after it. You could tune it and after one strum it was all out whack…
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